{"id":63,"date":"2025-04-24T20:45:21","date_gmt":"2025-04-24T20:45:21","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/apothegram.com\/?page_id=63"},"modified":"2025-04-24T20:49:42","modified_gmt":"2025-04-24T20:49:42","slug":"the-saturn-particle-rampage","status":"publish","type":"page","link":"https:\/\/apothegram.com\/index.php\/the-saturn-particle-rampage\/","title":{"rendered":"The Saturn Particle Rampage"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p>A comet collides with Saturn sending a plume of magnetically charged particles drifting through the solar system towards the sun. 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